Today I dreamt I was in a comic-con (hey, a girl can dream, right?) and that someone shouted at me, while I was on stage giving a talk:
- “Your cosplay sucks, go back to the kitchen!”
To which I replied:
- “a) I’m not cosplaying. I’m just wearing a bowtie because bowties are cool; b) a cosplay doesn’t suck, ever, because it’s all about having fun… unless, of course, you’re cosplaying as a porn star :B and c) you’re doing just fine on your own in that kitchen, mister; YOU bring me a SAMICH, now! Kthxbai!”.
And although I’m Portuguese, this all happened in English because in my dream I was in a comic-con in the U.S.A.. xD
You can read about other dreams of mine at: http://eloisavaldes.com/post/22596131232/things-i-have-dreamed-part-i